imagine if the oceans were replaced by forests and if you went into the forest the trees would get taller the deeper you went and there’d be thousands of undiscovered species and you could effectively walk across the ocean but the deeper you went, the darker it would be and the animals would get progressively scarier and more dangerous and instead of whales there’d be giant deer and just wow
you have a beautiful imagination
obsessed with tumblr giving me a banner to celebrate ten reblogs on my post with *checks notes* …a million notes
Completely inactionable fetishes are so funny to me. “I wanna be a robot girl and I want you to install a virus on me.” Like okay good luck with that.
I can’t apologize enough to the robot girl community for this post. What I said back then was offensive and ill informed, and it no longer represents how I feel.
my brother started calling our cat “doobie brother” which he then lengthened to “dubious brother” and has since morphed into “brother dubious” like he’s some sort of fucked up little monk
brother dubious
“My liege, I’m afraid I have reason to believe your concubine plots against you. Worry not, your eminence, you can still trust me, of course…”